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Old 08-20-2009, 01:47 PM   #1
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:09 PM   #2
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From:
Ebbs loves swallowing man butter while getting anal from a goat.

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Ebbs love swallowing man and goat butter from the anus.
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:30 PM   #3
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trip wanks billy goats for fun and profit
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Goat, Billy convenient travel wanks
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:35 PM   #4
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trip wanks billy goats for fun and profit
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Goat, Billy convenient travel wanks
That one didn't work out as well.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:38 PM   #5
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I have a ten inch penis, when I'm connected to the Internet.

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I, May 10, my Internet connection-inch penis.
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:47 PM   #6
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I sometimes have some fun using babelfish to translate from english to some foreign language and back again. You can get some nice Engrish that way, too.
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:50 PM   #7
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I'm taking people's status updates from Facebook:

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Heading to the gym sans brownie to work off the half a pound I've gained in a month so my dear friends can stop picking on me.

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My friend Jim and I PONDOBURAUNI 50, you can hold a block of your love letters.
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Old 08-20-2009, 02:52 PM   #8
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The Facebook status of a particular member here:

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is watching the sandpipers dart in and out of the surf.

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Darts, saw the wave of the snipe.
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Old 08-21-2009, 01:06 AM   #9
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