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Old 11-04-2009, 04:53 PM   #41
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"How tall are you?"

"Do you play basketball?"

"Are you famous?" Because how many famous people do you have ask about being famous. . .
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:07 PM   #42
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How tall are you?




6'8" and people ask me constantly
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:12 PM   #43
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6'8" and people ask me constantly
I was messing with you.

My husband's old roommate was that height and lanky and he got asked the same questions all the time, so I know how much you must hate it.
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:15 PM   #44
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I never ask really tall people how tall they are. I just casually walk over and stand next to them to see if I come up past their waist. I'm only 5'1"
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Old 11-04-2009, 05:22 PM   #45
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I never ask really tall people how tall they are. I just casually walk over and stand next to them to see if I come up past their waist. I'm only 5'1"
See I dont mind that. Especially when Im at a club and short drnk girls come up to my waist and say "Hey! I dont even have to get on my knees." Thats actually happened a lot. jacko
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Old 11-04-2009, 06:10 PM   #46
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6'8" and people ask me constantly
Holy crap you are tall! Do you have an extra Y chromosome?

You are a foot and a half taller than me.
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:03 PM   #47
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6'8" and people ask me constantly
My friend Barry is 6'-9". My younger brother Andrew is 5'-6".

Andrew, being the wiseass, walked up to Barry and asked him " How's the weather up there?.

Barry spit ( just a little ) and said it's raining

Needless to say, he refrained from asking anymore stupid questions

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Old 11-04-2009, 08:14 PM   #48
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6'8" and people ask me constantly
Your bike must look tiny when you are riding it.
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:29 PM   #49
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I've got another gem.

Buying groceries at Walmart at lunch. Cashier holds up a cucumber and asks "What is this?"
you should have said... you mean WHO... that is Bill... and wink
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:36 PM   #50
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Especially when Im at a club and short drnk girls come up to my waist and say "Hey! I dont even have to get on my knees."
That's when you say, "God obviously designed you to give me a blowjob".

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