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Old 11-16-2009, 01:58 PM   #101
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In the past such people have told me that getting money isn't the problem, because it's something that anyone can do. KEEPING the money is how you become wealthy.
Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Bill Gates has hired goons beat up Homer and steal his idea. "You don't get to be the richest man in the world by writing a bunch of checks!"
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Old 11-16-2009, 02:06 PM   #102
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Reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Bill Gates has hired goons beat up Homer and steal his idea. "You don't get to be the richest man in the world by writing a bunch of checks!"
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Old 11-16-2009, 02:42 PM   #103
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when I worked for tips it wasn't limited to race. It was limited to income. At least in my area it was. Wealthier, upper middle class families (and up) tipped almost nothing. it was like it was beneath them. They're buy food from my restaurant...so that should suffice. It keeps me employed.

People who were in the lower class (blue collar...people who came in still dirty from a day's work) tipped very well and were very appreciative of me. I'm guessing they'd spent their days getting ordered around for peanuts and knew how I felt.
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:18 PM   #104
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What if i run around naked yelling that Im an alien. Then can I tip poorly?
Depends how big your dick is.
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:24 PM   #105
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Depends how big your dick is.
Because tip size is inversely proportionate to your dick size? Wow, no wonder why blacks don't tip.
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:26 PM   #106
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Because tip size is inversely proportionate to your dick size? Wow, no wonder why blacks don't tip.

I'll just take the whitey and the money, please.
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:40 PM   #107
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Spoken like the whitest person in the room talking to the one minority in the room.
Are you black or something? Damn, can't you get a joke? Ever occured to you that a white person could know more about black people than black people. Probably felt you deserved at least a C in Black History for being black (if you are).
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:47 PM   #108
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:54 PM   #109
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Old 11-16-2009, 05:57 PM   #110
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Are you black or something? Damn, can't you get a joke? Ever occured to you that a white person could know more about black people than black people. Probably felt you deserved at least a C in Black History for being black (if you are).
Ever occurred to you that a non-white person could know more about white people than white people?

Damn you people are predictable.

I hate you white people SO MUCH.
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