Man Code #7

pauldun170 · 11-20-2009, 03:09 PM

Man Code #7: If you ever hear this sentence, "My face is up here, ya know." Do not panic. Simply elevate your gaze approximately 1 foot; there it will be everytime.
For Ass Men: Turn target around, make approx 3 foot gaze adjustment.

Trip · 11-20-2009, 03:12 PM

fuck it, i am not changing my view.

defector · 11-20-2009, 03:20 PM

But, but, but.....the nipples were staring me right in the eyes!

t-homo · 11-20-2009, 03:22 PM

No you say "I know, I wasn't trying to look at your eyes."

CasterTroy · 11-20-2009, 03:24 PM

Always pisses me off to hear a woman wearing a tight shirt or low-cut shirt specifically to draw attention to them say that.

z06boy · 11-20-2009, 03:27 PM

Huh ?

wildchild · 11-20-2009, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by z06boy

huh ?

who could blame him?

EpyonXero · 11-20-2009, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pauldun170

Man Code #7: If you ever hear this sentence, "My face is up here, ya know." Do not panic. Simply elevate your gaze approximately 1 foot; there it will be everytime.
For Ass Men: Turn target around, make approx 3 foot gaze adjustment.

Ya know... they never seem to complain where you stare at their ass.
Also, I happen to have the luxury of being able to see cleavage and make eye contct at the same time. Tall people ftw

Phenix_Rider · 11-20-2009, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EpyonXero

Ya know... they never seem to complain where you stare at their ass.
Also, I happen to have the luxury of being able to see cleavage and make eye contct at the same time. Tall people ftw

+ 1

Particle Man · 11-20-2009, 05:49 PM

don't want me to look, don't stick 'em out there for me to see.

11-20-2009, 03:24 PM	#5
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	Always pisses me off to hear a woman wearing a tight shirt or low-cut shirt specifically to draw attention to them say that. __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

11-20-2009, 05:49 PM	#10
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	don't want me to look, don't stick 'em out there for me to see. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

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11-20-2009, 03:20 PM	#3
defector My balls, your chin Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: The desert of Az Moto: 929, SV650, YZ250 Posts: 1,917	But, but, but.....the nipples were staring me right in the eyes!

11-20-2009, 03:22 PM	#4
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	No you say "I know, I wasn't trying to look at your eyes."

11-20-2009, 03:27 PM	#6
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Huh ?