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Old 01-16-2010, 05:45 PM   #11
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Yeah, but is it because of the sunglasses?

Alot of people in socal or FL were sunglasses indoors...
Of course they do.
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Old 01-16-2010, 05:50 PM   #12
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Old 01-16-2010, 05:50 PM   #13
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Well, seems I've easily escaped douchbaggery.
I had to google "Ed Hardy"
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Old 01-16-2010, 05:51 PM   #14
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So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douce" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.
Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...
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Old 01-16-2010, 05:52 PM   #15
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Why are you on the phone for a 1/2 hour? I thought you were a guy...
Good point.
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:31 PM   #16
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So I am only supposed to use my bluetooth in my car? Ok.....

In my opinion, "douce" = anyone who holds their phone up to their head for a constant half hour or more, giving themselves tennis elbow, when they could be using a headset.
Yep, I use my phone for work and get 10-20 calls a day so fuck you, I'm leaving my headset in. When I get home, it comes right out!
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Old 01-16-2010, 06:37 PM   #17
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Fuck, I am a total douche!!!

I have tan skin.
I wear Ed Hardy/fashion clothing.
I have a blue tooth ear piece.
I don't wear sunglasses period but when I did, I always bought the color change kind so I didn't have to take them off...
The only one Tigger doesn't do is refer to Tigger in the third person...

Oh well...
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Old 01-18-2010, 09:00 AM   #18
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Old 01-18-2010, 11:41 AM   #19
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Alot of people in socal or FL were sunglasses indoors...

True.

We call those people douchebags.
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Old 01-18-2010, 01:07 PM   #20
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I can honestly say, I've never seen ANYONE wear Ed Hardy anything. The only reason I know what Ed Hardy gear is, is because someone on here was talking about a while back and I Googled it.
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