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Old 02-05-2010, 12:39 AM   #1
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Default This is why you let your girlfriend move in

mothafucking cinnamon sugar pretzels from scratch!



yes, theres engine parts in my kitchen. she aint domesticated me yet!
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:45 AM   #2
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yes, theres engine parts in my kitchen. she aint domesticated me yet!
Sad thing is I brought them home from his parents house where they've been sitting for at least a year, and put them in the kitchen....
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:46 AM   #3
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Sad thing is I brought them home from his parents house where they've been sitting for at least a year, and put them in the kitchen....
The engine parts or the pretzels
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:49 AM   #4
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^^the engine parts. Those pretzels are so fresh they're still steaming
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:53 AM   #5
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^^the engine parts. Those pretzels are so fresh they're still steaming
Wanna move in with me, my fiancee doesnt make me stuff like that and I dont have engine parts in the kitchen
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Old 02-05-2010, 12:59 AM   #6
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And this is what you'll need a lot more of, now that you let your girlfriend move in.

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Old 02-05-2010, 01:02 AM   #7
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Wanna move in with me, my fiancee doesnt make me stuff like that and I dont have engine parts in the kitchen
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Old 02-05-2010, 01:30 AM   #8
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She can always move in over at my house if she keeps serving those pretzels
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Old 02-05-2010, 05:10 AM   #9
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Old 02-05-2010, 10:22 AM   #10
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Shit, and I was just in your part of Jersey 2 weeks ago.

No pretzels were in the area THEN. WTF
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