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Old 02-10-2010, 10:46 PM   #51
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[Homeslice] Meh. Striped ties are like so 1982, and her nails are chipped. Not very hot IMHO. [/Homeslice]

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My bad I'll make sure to paint them for you next time I take a picture. As for the tie well that's Dave's and I see crap loads of people wearing striped ties on an every day basis at work. Must be like so 1982.
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Old 02-10-2010, 10:55 PM   #52
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My bad I'll make sure to paint them for you next time I take a picture. As for the tie well that's Dave's and I see crap loads of people wearing striped ties on an every day basis at work. Must be like so 1982.
Don't get mad at me, I was just chaneling Homeslice.

Some of the cutest girls I ever banged had chipped nails.

Of course, that was probably because they were trying to break out of my basement...

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it puts the lotion on the skin......
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:31 PM   #54
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it puts the lotion on the skin......
Or it wears Dave's ties again...

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Old 02-10-2010, 11:34 PM   #55
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Don't get mad at me, I was just chaneling Homeslice.

Some of the cutest girls I ever banged had chipped nails.

Of course, that was probably because they were trying to break out of my basement...

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youre just not medicating them properly
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:40 PM   #56
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youre just not medicating them properly
Well hook a brother up, Dr. Roofie.

These Bobcat scratches ain't going to heal themselves...

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Well hook a brother up, Dr. Roofie.

These Bobcat scratches ain't going to heal themselves...

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Old 02-11-2010, 12:29 AM   #58
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