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Old 04-13-2010, 10:29 PM   #51
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Pamela was hot when she was all natural and young. Once she started cutting her face up to look like a cheap stripper and the titties injections, it all went downhill.

Yeah, she ain't young like she used to be but plenty of chicks her age are hot just because they played with their natural good looks instead of getting Frankenstein's Bride-ized. Case in point: Diane Lane. That chick is like ancient but she's still hot as hell.
id fuck jane seymour till her legs fell off. FACT
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Old 04-13-2010, 10:36 PM   #52
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Heidi Montag for example. Much hotter now that she's 'plastic' then she was before.
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Old 04-13-2010, 11:34 PM   #53
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Yeah, that's another no for surgery-enhanced Heidi...or Heidi at all for that matter.

Diane Lane? I'd hit that, fo sho.

Good example.
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Old 04-14-2010, 10:26 AM   #54
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Plastic play balls are round and firm. Tits are made of fat.

I like tits. You like plastic playthings? Knock yerself out.

I've felt both. My ex-GF had one of each, she had beaten cancer.

I liked lefty better (it was really "her's")...what can I say?

For me sex is about touching someone else. Not what someone else bought. She would have been no less sexy to me without the plastic insert...but I know I'm probably the exception.
Exactly. Fake doesnt do it for me.
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Old 04-14-2010, 10:47 AM   #55
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Fake boobs are fun to stare at, but that's about the limit of their usefulness.
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Old 04-14-2010, 03:49 PM   #56
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Fake boobs are fun to stare at, but that's about the limit of their usefulness.

That could be said of most women in general.
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That could be said of most women in general.
Well said, you are wise beyond your years
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Old 04-14-2010, 04:16 PM   #58
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That could be said of most women in general.
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Heidi Montag for example. Much hotter now that she's 'plastic' then she was before.
She is pretty but her husband, um not so much.
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