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Old 06-19-2010, 11:49 AM   #31
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So my girlfriend dumps me for this Ken doll look-alike because he skis better than me. That's bad enough but my life sucks in so many other ways. My car is broken down and hasn't run in years - it's sitting in the garage under a tarp. My mother is a God-awful cook. My dad seems absolutely disinterested in me. My brother is a socially-akward nerd who reads all sorts of crazy books and spends hours on end in his room doing God knows what. I swear I heard the sounds of power tools being used coming from his room; I think he may be building a bomb or something.

My best friend is a drugged-out loser who doesn't seem to care much about my well being. I get harassed by kids in school all the time; especially these two Asian guys. I work at the local burger joint but I can't stand it. Sometimes, I catch myself playing with the food out of sheer boredom. I hate my life. And now, the big school dance is coming up and since my girlfriend dumped me I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just ask that French foriegn exchange student to the dance...she's kind of cute. Nah, I think she's dating that fat kid she's living with.

Fuck, I hate my life. Maybe I'll become a professional hitman and ditch this shithole town.
Uhhh...yeah. You should seriously consider joining the military. A) you'll get away from your residential ailments B) you'll learn how to kick your loser friend's ass C) chicks dig boys in uniforms...or so I've been told.
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Old 06-19-2010, 11:52 AM   #32
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Uhhh...yeah. You should seriously consider joining the military. A) you'll get away from your residential ailments B) you'll learn how to kick your loser friend's ass C) chicks dig boys in uniforms...or so I've been told.
psst... Uma... it was a movie quote
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:08 PM   #33
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psst... Uma... it was a movie quote
Psst...tnx Ebbs...I live under a rock.
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:12 PM   #34
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Uhhh...yeah. You should seriously consider joining the military. A) you'll get away from your residential ailments B) you'll learn how to kick your loser friend's ass C) chicks dig boys in uniforms...or so I've been told.
Don't worry, he kicks his ex's boyfriend's ass in a skiing race and he porks the french girl. He also beats some asians in a drag race after the french girl fixes his car.
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 06-19-2010, 12:14 PM   #35
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Don't worry, he kicks his ex's boyfriend's ass in a skiing race and he porks the french girl. He also beats some asians in a drag race after the french girl fixes his car.
I must watch this! ...and maybe dye my hair brown.
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Better Off dead is the name of the movie.
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Old 06-19-2010, 05:11 PM   #37
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Don't worry, he kicks his ex's boyfriend's ass in a skiing race and he porks the french girl. He also beats some asians in a drag race after the french girl fixes his car.
language lessons...inspired words from a man who knows how to ski
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Old 06-19-2010, 08:28 PM   #38
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Better Off dead is the name of the movie.
It's a mission now... must see.

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It's a mission now... must see.

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I watched it on the way up to my sisters. classic
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Have to say I've always thought Grosse Pointe Blank was a far superior movie.

"And they saw the beast and said 'Who is like the beast, and who is fit to make war with him?' DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, MARTIN?!?!"
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