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Old 01-10-2011, 01:39 PM   #1
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Amatuer Bull Milker Suffers Catastrophic Injury During Local Fair
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"Announcing the latest technological breakthrough from Hustler Technologies INC
GPS guided sperm.

Never misses its mark, uses evasive maneuvers to withstand any defensive measures target may throw up.

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Porn has gone political. Above is an image from a 'waterboarding' scene from Vivid's upcumming, "Gitmo Jizz in your Talibuns" feature movie.
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