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Old 04-25-2011, 09:44 PM   #1
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Default I'm tired of these damn birds!

Some one recommend me a good air rifle. I am FUCKING tired of these damn birds eating all my dogs food and shitting in his water. The city won't do a damn thing about it because the hippies will cry. They won a battle over the prairie dogs and they are now a FUCKING infestation. All they do is fuck underground.

We have TONS of dove here. There's no where to hunt them since every FUCKING square inch of land is plowed. So they just stay in the city. There's too many dove and grackles. God dammit I fucking hate those grackles.
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Old 04-25-2011, 09:48 PM   #2
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Feed your dog a dove. Problem solved.
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Old 04-25-2011, 10:01 PM   #3
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He'll catch one ever so often but I don't blame if for not chasing them away every time they come. I'd get tired of that shit too.
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Old 04-25-2011, 10:23 PM   #4
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:00 PM   #5
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Keep your dog and his food inside!
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:00 PM   #6
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Just buy bird food for the birds, then they won't eat the dog food.

Problem solved.

That will be 50 bucks. I take paypal.
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:03 PM   #7
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They make any kind of device that makes a high pitch sound only birds can hear that keeps them away? Or did I make that up? Maybe its for bugs...
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:22 PM   #8
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A small 22 would probably be ok
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:27 PM   #9
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my dad and i have a small single shot pellet gun with a decent scope on it. its spring action and works great for small animals like woodchucks, squirls and them damn birds. im not sure the brand but he just got it a dicks sporting goods off the shelf
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Old 04-25-2011, 11:31 PM   #10
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http://www.dickssportinggoods.com/pr...414427.4414435

im pretty sure this is the one we use but i think we got it a lot cheaper then that in the store
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