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Old 10-27-2011, 11:51 PM   #11
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When you were born, you were the:
5,122,808,515th
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80,093,634,401st
person to have lived since history began
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Old 10-27-2011, 11:53 PM   #12
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:14 AM   #13
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When you were born, you were the:
3,955,047,113th
person alive on Earth
78,250,018,630th
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:31 AM   #14
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 10-28-2011, 01:11 AM   #15
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Old 10-28-2011, 02:13 AM   #16
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When you were born, you were the:
4,007,773,415th person alive on Earth
78,332,491,043rd person to have lived since history began

I have to question the numbers, though... wouldn't they need the time of birth too? Clearly there would be more than one person born per day.
Ah well... close enough for U.N. work.
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Old 10-28-2011, 08:06 AM   #17
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:08 AM   #18
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where the fuck are the old guys on this forum?
How the hell am I the old man in the thread?
Whiner.

When you were born, you were the:
3,216,978,524th person alive on Earth

77,028,545,845th person to have lived since history began

Canada
Your country's population is 34,016,593

Average life expectancy is 78.2 years
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Old 10-28-2011, 11:32 AM   #19
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Average life expectancy is 78.2 years
It doesn't know you ride a motorcycle, obviously.
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Old 10-28-2011, 12:44 PM   #20
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It doesn't know you ride a motorcycle, obviously.
My maternal grandfather drank like a fish, served in WWII, and worked on the CNR until his retirement. Nutty as squirrel turds, when he died, but lived to be 88 years old.

On the other hand my paternal grandfather worked in the coal mines, all his life, and was nagged into the grave by my grandmother by age 70.

Moral of the story: Be a little crazy and you'll live longer.
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