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Old 11-08-2011, 07:41 PM   #211
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That was odd too. Especially to tie up their horses then fornicate. Maybe they are stumbled into the set of teh Truman Show and the zombies haven't gotten in their yet. Very odd.

I wonder why the military just didn't napalm Atlanta when it went to complete shit.
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Old 11-08-2011, 07:43 PM   #212
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I wonder why the military just didn't napalm Atlanta when it went to complete shit.
that could apply to real life too...
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Old 11-08-2011, 08:16 PM   #213
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Fuck that; I don't want to have to fly out of Chattanooga.
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Old 11-08-2011, 08:27 PM   #214
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that could apply to real life too...
I would need to find another job becasue east ny/flatbush would be near the top of the list
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Old 11-08-2011, 09:17 PM   #215
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I would welcome it because it needs it. My school is in downtown Atlanta and where a lot of the walking dead was filmed. Honestly it's hard to tell whether they are filming or not because all of the homeless people and hipsters look like zombies (except smell worse).

Hell, everyday I get a new email from my school about someone getting beat, robbed, shanked, or ran over.

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Maybe if they blow up Hartsfield-Jackson-(insert other politician name)-Atlanta airport, they'll go through with the Briscoe Field privatization!
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Old 11-08-2011, 10:02 PM   #216
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Fuck that; I don't want to have to fly out of Chattanooga.
Good, my new town doesn't want you anyway.
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Old 11-09-2011, 12:58 AM   #217
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Good, my new town doesn't want you anyway.
Does Chattanooga have enough flat land to have an airport? Or do they just shove people out of the plane with a chute while on their way to Atlanta?
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Old 11-09-2011, 08:47 AM   #218
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Good, my new town doesn't want you anyway.
So that explains the recent report I saw on the news stating the average measured IQ in the Chattanooga area dropped recently.
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Old 11-13-2011, 11:19 PM   #219
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My recordjng cut off on me and I didn't hear what jackie chan asked the farmers daughter and if she replied.
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Old 11-14-2011, 12:14 AM   #220
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My recordjng cut off on me and I didn't hear what jackie chan asked the farmers daughter and if she replied.
Her note asked where he wanted to hook up with her later.
He replied "Ever done it in a hay loft?", which she didn't read until well after dinner.

(anything more is a spoiler)
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