What Kind Of Cologne Do you Wear? - Page 2

Librarian · 11-12-2008, 01:50 PM

I work in a college, and what I usually encounter are people with severe cases of UCP (undergraduate cologne problem). This is when kids douse themselves with large quantities of really cheap-shit stuff from the stinky aisle of the local supermarket. I've had them come into my office to ask questions and I've actually had to tell them to leave and come back after they take a shower!

Now, with that said, there are a whole lot of you out there with middle-aged versions of UCP. The thinking must be something like "I know this is good stuff, and that just a little bit is required, but a little more of it must be even better." Then you start to get used to the shit and you can't smell it anymore, so you use just a little more each time. Pretty soon, nobody can stand to be downwind of you outdoors, or in the same room if indoors. No women come up and make conversation, or if they do they leave really quickly. And you wonder why?

Which takes me to my favorite rant about stinky stuff: patchouli.

Now here is a combination of stinky things that are the favorite of the Earth Mothers and the shoeless types everywhere. What they don't know is the history of patchouli: it was originally sprinkled liberally on carpets prior to rolling them up and putting them on the camels to be carried from Persia (Iran) to Western Europe. Why? Because patchouli is natural mothballs. When these carpets arrived in the homes of the wealthy and powerful the smell couldn't be removed, and eventually the idea that this smell was of mothballs was forgotten and the smell became associated with wealth. So here are the hippies wearing mothball scent so that they can pretend to be wealthy.

Yeah, I have a bottle of cologne. Don't remember the name. I've had it for about 15 years. It's 3/4 full.

Hondahugger · 11-12-2008, 02:03 PM

oh I know EXACTLY what you mean. My son is 14 and he knocks me over sometimes with his Ralph Lauren! I've actually made him take a shower because it was toooooo much!

JoJoYZF · 11-12-2008, 02:56 PM

Most days for work and class its just regular Curve but for going out its Acqua Di Gio by Armani.

NtS, if its Kenneth Cole Black that youre talking about and you dont want it, Ill gladly take it off your hands.

Trip · 11-12-2008, 03:01 PM

I wear either the original Abercrombie and Fitch scent that is no longer available or polo sport?, it's one of the polo brands don't remember which. I am currently seeking a new cologne because I am running out of A&F. I'm married so I will most likely end up with whatever she likes.

t-homo · 11-12-2008, 03:10 PM

My favorite is Gucci. Don't remember which kind anymore.

Particle Man · 11-12-2008, 03:12 PM

Curve

Ninjakel · 11-12-2008, 03:14 PM

I love when Leon wears his Jean Paul Gaultier or his VS very sexy for him.

Me, I'm easy,

Dior Poison
VS Very sexy for her
Angel
and Gaultier for her.

snaps · 11-12-2008, 03:25 PM

Um, I just shower.

I use VS shampoo sometimes, does that count?

Particle Man · 11-12-2008, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by snaps

Um, I just shower.

I use VS shampoo sometimes, does that count?

You're one of those girls that just smells good naturally aren't you?

MILK · 11-12-2008, 03:56 PM

Chain lube sure had the guys following me around at a VFR function this Spring. Oh wait.. maybe it was because there were only 2 other women there?

11-12-2008, 01:50 PM	#11
Librarian Helmets Optional Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Massajuices Moto: '85 K100 and a DL650AK9 Posts: 155	I work in a college, and what I usually encounter are people with severe cases of UCP (undergraduate cologne problem). This is when kids douse themselves with large quantities of really cheap-shit stuff from the stinky aisle of the local supermarket. I've had them come into my office to ask questions and I've actually had to tell them to leave and come back after they take a shower! Now, with that said, there are a whole lot of you out there with middle-aged versions of UCP. The thinking must be something like "I know this is good stuff, and that just a little bit is required, but a little more of it must be even better." Then you start to get used to the shit and you can't smell it anymore, so you use just a little more each time. Pretty soon, nobody can stand to be downwind of you outdoors, or in the same room if indoors. No women come up and make conversation, or if they do they leave really quickly. And you wonder why? Which takes me to my favorite rant about stinky stuff: patchouli. Now here is a combination of stinky things that are the favorite of the Earth Mothers and the shoeless types everywhere. What they don't know is the history of patchouli: it was originally sprinkled liberally on carpets prior to rolling them up and putting them on the camels to be carried from Persia (Iran) to Western Europe. Why? Because patchouli is natural mothballs. When these carpets arrived in the homes of the wealthy and powerful the smell couldn't be removed, and eventually the idea that this smell was of mothballs was forgotten and the smell became associated with wealth. So here are the hippies wearing mothball scent so that they can pretend to be wealthy. Yeah, I have a bottle of cologne. Don't remember the name. I've had it for about 15 years. It's 3/4 full. __________________ One man's theology is another man's belly laugh. -- Robert A. Heinlein What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? -- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

11-12-2008, 03:12 PM	#16
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	Curve __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

11-12-2008, 03:14 PM	#17
Ninjakel Post whorette Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Florida Moto: 2006 GSXR 600- Posts: 3,992	I love when Leon wears his Jean Paul Gaultier or his VS very sexy for him. Me, I'm easy, Dior Poison VS Very sexy for her Angel and Gaultier for her. __________________ I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. --Ron Burgundy-- Anchorman

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11-12-2008, 02:03 PM	#12
Hondahugger Better Off Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Hollyweird, FL Posts: 1,711	oh I know EXACTLY what you mean. My son is 14 and he knocks me over sometimes with his Ralph Lauren! I've actually made him take a shower because it was toooooo much!

11-12-2008, 02:56 PM	#13
JoJoYZF Bring on the Zombies! Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cleveland Moto: 2000 Yamaha YZF600R Posts: 2,691	Most days for work and class its just regular Curve but for going out its Acqua Di Gio by Armani. NtS, if its Kenneth Cole Black that youre talking about and you dont want it, Ill gladly take it off your hands.

11-12-2008, 03:10 PM	#15
t-homo WSB Champion Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Springfield, MO Posts: 7,146	My favorite is Gucci. Don't remember which kind anymore.

11-12-2008, 03:25 PM	#18
snaps Crazy like a fox... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: WA Moto: 05 R6 Posts: 76	Um, I just shower. I use VS shampoo sometimes, does that count?

11-12-2008, 03:56 PM	#20
MILK The cows want you dead. Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 2,087	Chain lube sure had the guys following me around at a VFR function this Spring. Oh wait.. maybe it was because there were only 2 other women there?