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Old 12-08-2008, 11:32 PM   #91
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Didn't she tell you he was gonna text you? I think if she thought it wasn't cool she would've kick his ass or had his brother help stop him. Sounds like they're conspiring against ya
I guess they were joking around with her about it while they were all at work and she told him not to, but wanted to warn me just in case he didn't listen to her. She's 5'2", he's 6'4", what the hell is she gonna do to him? Except maybe JUNK PUNCH him. But that would be really mean.
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lotion and a box of tissues? nahh, send anal beads this like a game of gay chicken. only way to win is get waaay more aggressive than he is
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Except maybe JUNK PUNCH him.
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Old 12-08-2008, 11:41 PM   #94
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lotion and a box of tissues? nahh, send anal beads this like a game of gay chicken. only way to win is get waaay more aggressive than he is

LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out.
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Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out.
Gee, ya think?

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Old 12-08-2008, 11:45 PM   #96
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I guess they were joking around with her about it while they were all at work and she told him not to, but wanted to warn me just in case he didn't listen to her. She's 5'2", he's 6'4", what the hell is she gonna do to him? Except maybe JUNK PUNCH him. But that would be really mean.
I don't know, I've known quite a few women her size that would scare me, but I don't hit back if i can get away There are lots of other soft points that hurt like hell and aren't that low down
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LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out.
hey as the parent its your God given DUTY to embarass your children
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LMAO!!!

OK, you're on to something here. Anal beads, a giant spiked dildo, an assortment of butt plugs, etc. And I could include a note that said "if we're going to do this thing, we're going to do it MY way! *kisses*"

Except his brother is dating my daughter and that would probably freak her the fuck out.

OMG!!!!! You are BAD!!!! I'm gonna quit messing with you now before I piss you off!!!!!
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hey as the parent its your God given DUTY to embarass your children
PREAAAAAAAACH it brother!!




Just warn her...don't ask, just get her in on the game...but she canNOT tell the BF. If she's the devious kind, she may enjoy messing with him as much as you!
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Just warn her...don't ask, just get her in on the game...but she canNOT tell the BF. If she's the devious kind, she may enjoy messing with him as much as you!
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