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Old 02-04-2009, 10:11 PM   #11
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I'll let you use my cats if you bring the cabbage and I get a shirt too.
Cabbage? I knew you were kinky, but wow. That's a whole new level.

As for the shirt, AMJ will have to say if he would give us two. If not, I'll let you wear it.
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:29 PM   #12
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Carolina has two cats. One likes me, the other one doesn't like anybody.

I wonder if she's mind terribly if I tormented one or both of them briefly. I've done much less for film!
Bonus points if you roll a cabbage into Carolina, and her cats.

Study up. How would Fellini or Fassbender have done it? Bergman, a black and white chronicle on the lonliness of the cabbage, and the cat's need for expression in a post modern society.

You could go Kubrick- 2009 A Cat Cabbage Odyessy, or even Hitchcock- 39 Cabbages. The possibilities are endless, don't let petty issues like "permission" stand in the way of cinematic greatness.

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Old 02-04-2009, 10:32 PM   #13
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I'm in when we start the "shooting a cat out of a cannon" challenge.

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Old 02-04-2009, 10:41 PM   #14
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I'll let you use my cats if you bring the cabbage and I get a shirt too.
Would you settle for a thong that said:

I rolled my fiances
cabbage into a cat
for Jesus
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:56 PM   #15
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Would you settle for a thong that said:

I rolled my fiances
cabbage into a cat
for Jesus
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Old 02-04-2009, 10:59 PM   #16
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My cat wouldn't even jump...she's downstairs now staking out the bar. Apparently, we have a field mouse in the house. Guess I'll be picking up a carcass in the morning...


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Old 02-04-2009, 11:30 PM   #17
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My cat wouldn't even jump...she's downstairs now staking out the bar. Apparently, we have a field mouse in the house.
Fear not.

The key to establishing cat high jump records, is to sneak up on them while they are busy with other pursuits.

As a rule, the more they are concentrated on other things, the higher they will jump when attacked by slow moving cabbages.

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Old 02-05-2009, 01:20 AM   #18
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Can said rolling be mechanically or electrically assisted? If the cat is electrocuted (by total accident, of course), do I still get a t-shirt?

Can I strap a cabbage to a dog and film the carnage?
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Old 02-05-2009, 08:29 AM   #19
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Can said rolling be mechanically or electrically assisted?
Yes, but this is restricted to "Special Needs" competitors, who are unable to roll a cabbage on their own.

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If the cat is electrocuted (by total accident, of course), do I still get a t-shirt?
No, and you don't get a thong either, so don't ask.

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Can I strap a cabbage to a dog and film the carnage?
Ordinarily I encourage the use of strap-ons, but in this case I'm going to have to say, um, no. Not just no, mind you, but, um no.

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Old 02-05-2009, 08:39 AM   #20
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couldn't you have just posted this in the Fla section?

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