I was walking past the mental hospital the other day ...

'73 H1 Triple · 03-24-2009, 10:44 PM

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting,

"13! 13! 13!"

The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap between the planks and looked through to see what was going on.

Some jerk poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then everyone began shouting,

"14! 14! 14!"

Mr Lefty · 03-25-2009, 08:30 AM

but did you see what they were counting?

bmblebee · 03-25-2009, 09:19 AM

makes you wonder which side of the fence is the smart side...

Papa_Complex · 03-25-2009, 09:45 AM

It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscrewing the four nuts of the flat tire, he noticed that a hospital patient is watching him from over a nearby embankment. He managed to step on the hubcap in which he had carefully placed the nuts. To his dismay, the nuts went flying into the grass on the side of the road. So he got on his hands and knees and started searching in vain for the nuts in the semi-darkness.A few minutes later he heard the mental patient chuckle, so he shouted at him irritably, "What are you laughing at?"The other guy explained: "Well, you have three other tires, each of which has four nuts... If you were to take one nut from each, you'll end up with four tires being held in place with three nuts per tire. This should be safe enough for you to drive to the next town over, where you can buy a new set of nuts."Embarrassed, the poor car driver couldn't help asking, "How come you're so clever and you're in a mental hospital?"The patient replied, "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!"

Adeptus_Minor · 03-25-2009, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmblebee

makes you wonder which side of the fence is the smart side...

I never wondered.

Smittie61984 · 03-25-2009, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bmblebee

makes you wonder which side of the fence is the smart side...

Or atleast the fun side!

03-24-2009, 10:44 PM	#1
'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	I was walking past the mental hospital the other day ... I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting, "13! 13! 13!" The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap between the planks and looked through to see what was going on. Some jerk poked me in the eye with a stick. Then everyone began shouting, "14! 14! 14!"

03-25-2009, 09:19 AM	#3
bmblebee Community Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Tallahassee Moto: '04 F4i Posts: 373	makes you wonder which side of the fence is the smart side... __________________ Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms should be a convenience store and not a government agency If You Don't Know What Your Rights are...You Won't Have Any

03-25-2009, 09:45 AM	#4
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front of a mental health hospital. After unscrewing the four nuts of the flat tire, he noticed that a hospital patient is watching him from over a nearby embankment. He managed to step on the hubcap in which he had carefully placed the nuts. To his dismay, the nuts went flying into the grass on the side of the road. So he got on his hands and knees and started searching in vain for the nuts in the semi-darkness.A few minutes later he heard the mental patient chuckle, so he shouted at him irritably, "What are you laughing at?"The other guy explained: "Well, you have three other tires, each of which has four nuts... If you were to take one nut from each, you'll end up with four tires being held in place with three nuts per tire. This should be safe enough for you to drive to the next town over, where you can buy a new set of nuts."Embarrassed, the poor car driver couldn't help asking, "How come you're so clever and you're in a mental hospital?"The patient replied, "I may be crazy, but I'm not stupid!" __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

03-25-2009, 08:30 AM	#2
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	but did you see what they were counting?