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Old 04-30-2009, 01:37 PM   #161
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I went over to my brothers house and saw his dogs and cats. I remembered how much I hate animal stink and no matter how clean you keep your house it's still nasty with animals. Getting a pet is now no more. Fuck pets!
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:39 PM   #162
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:40 PM   #163
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They do if you don't clean their tank for a few months.
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:41 PM   #164
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fish don't count as pets, as stated before they are living decorations.
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:54 PM   #165
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I went over to my brothers house and saw his dogs and cats. I remembered how much I hate animal stink and no matter how clean you keep your house it's still nasty with animals. Getting a pet is now no more. Fuck pets!
I suggest you never have kids because pets are waaaaaay easier to take care of. No joke. Pets don't lie, they never complain, that don't talk back to you, you only have to feed them once or twice a day and you never have to run your pet to football/soccer/boy scouts, tai kwon do/ school functions/birthday parties...... It never ends. Oh yeah and pets are cleaner than kids.
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:56 PM   #166
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I went over to my brothers house and saw his dogs and cats. I remembered how much I hate animal stink and no matter how clean you keep your house it's still nasty with animals. Getting a pet is now no more. Fuck pets!
ah you've decided to get the best pet of all.....someone else's. leave at their house and go play with it now and then. leave it there when it's time to feed/clean/pick up after. Yeah I wish I would have gotten one of those. LOL
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Old 04-30-2009, 01:59 PM   #167
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I suggest you never have kids because pets are waaaaaay easier to take care of. No joke. Pets don't lie, they never complain, that don't talk back to you, you only have to feed them once or twice a day and you never have to run your pet to football/soccer/boy scouts, tai kwon do/ school functions/birthday parties...... It never ends. Oh yeah and pets are cleaner than kids.
I'm not expecting kids to be easy. Having a kid is a shitload different than getting a pet. I know pet owners will freak out, but pets being family is horseshit. It's not the same and will never be the same. A kid is on a whole other field of play. I don't even see the point of comparing getting a pet to having a kid.
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I'm not expecting kids to be easy. Having a kid is a shitload different than getting a pet. I know pet owners will freak out, but pets being family is horseshit. It's not the same and will never be the same. A kid is on a whole other field of play. I don't even see the point of comparing getting a pet to having a kid.
They are both big responsibilities though with the big difference being you can offload your pet to someone else if they are too much trouble.
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Old 04-30-2009, 02:04 PM   #169
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They are both big responsibilities though with the big difference being you can offload your pet to someone else if they are too much trouble.
You can always have the state take your kids, just beat em up.
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You can always have the state take your kids, just beat em up.
Yeah there's an option. I like the size of my butthole now. I don't need to go to prison the get it expanded. Remember Nee's thread....
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