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Old 12-12-2009, 02:46 PM   #31
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Still no explanation of the ghost cock.....Nice stall tactic.
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Old 12-12-2009, 04:12 PM   #32
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Still no explanation of the ghost cock.....Nice stall tactic.
Tigger bought a new tool box. He was so happy about the new tool box, he decide to polish it while naked. The lights were low, the air had that new tool box smell. It was a romantic setting.

Unfortunately, Tigger bought a cheap tool box, with sharp metal edges, so when he accidentally the whole tool box, his cock was killed instantly.

Ghost cock now roams the carpet, in cock limbo.

Waiting for revenge.

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Old 12-12-2009, 04:39 PM   #33
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Tigger bought a new tool box. He was so happy about the new tool box, he decide to polish it while naked. The lights were low, the air had that new tool box smell. It was a romantic setting.

Unfortunately, Tigger bought a cheap tool box, with sharp metal edges, so when he accidentally the whole tool box, his cock was killed instantly.

Ghost cock now roams the carpet, in cock limbo.

Waiting for revenge.

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This scenario is plausible, were it not for its size. I was expecting more along the lines of a 2-incher.
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Old 12-12-2009, 05:06 PM   #34
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This scenario is plausible, were it not for its size. I was expecting more along the lines of a 2-incher.
me personally... I wouldn't be expecting to see tiggers cock at all...
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Old 12-12-2009, 08:46 PM   #35
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me personally... I wouldn't be expecting to see tiggers cock at all...
You gotta wonder about all of this dick obsession...
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Old 12-12-2009, 08:47 PM   #36
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Still no explanation of the ghost cock.....Nice stall tactic.
Do I really have to explain to you retards that it's my dog's tail?
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Old 12-12-2009, 08:48 PM   #37
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So does the ghost rape you at night? I know I would be scared to stay in a place with ghost cock. You should submit that pic to Ghost Hunters.
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Old 12-12-2009, 09:00 PM   #38
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So does the ghost rape you at night? I know I would be scared to stay in a place with ghost cock. You should submit that pic to Ghost Hunters.
Ha.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/episodes/251632
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Old 12-13-2009, 12:05 AM   #39
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I was thinking GHOST DOG!!!

Nice find...I might almost see about picking one up for my garage, just to get shit off.
thats just disturbing....
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Old 12-13-2009, 09:47 PM   #40
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Okay,went to Sears. They had the set that OSP is speaking of and it's junk! No BS it's as bad as mine or worse! Now for another $100-150, I can get a really nice box like I posted before. I did see a bearing unit BUT all of the reviews are ass! So I don't know...
I sorta had a feeling, but it's worth checking out. I got a Storehouse rolling cabinet for free with a Harbor Freight order one time. It supports about 30lbs and it one of the worst POS's I've ever seen. I use it to store the hose for the shop vac now. I'd probably take that $150 and look on Craiglist, but if it works for your application and you like it, then good deal.
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