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Old 12-24-2009, 01:04 PM   #21
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WOW!!! And here I am getting shit for the shit I post.....
I don't post ghost cock, i post duck cock. You can eat my cock and nobody would think anything of it. People like the way my cock tastes and arn't scared of the sight of it like they are with your cock

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Old 12-24-2009, 01:05 PM   #22
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I don't post ghost cock, i post duck cock. You can eat my cock and nobody would think anything of it.

And just for shits and giggles here is elephant dick



Stroke it.....................yea. Just like that.
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Old 12-24-2009, 01:06 PM   #23
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now hold on a second. I know most birds do all their business through the same hole. Therefore if ducks are the same it should be cloaca or however the fuck you spell it and not vagina
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Old 12-24-2009, 02:05 PM   #24
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but have you seen TREE balls ?



















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Old 12-24-2009, 02:11 PM   #25
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spiral dog?

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Old 12-24-2009, 02:31 PM   #26
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i wonder what's happening in tigger's life right now
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Old 12-24-2009, 02:34 PM   #27
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Old 12-24-2009, 04:24 PM   #28
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i wonder what's happening in tigger's life right now
i think he bought something expensive
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Old 12-24-2009, 04:27 PM   #29
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i think he bought something expensive
Maybe he bought duck penis leather to cover his bike seat with. The ghost cock leather was just too thin.
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Old 12-24-2009, 05:11 PM   #30
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Maybe he bought duck penis leather to cover his bike seat with. The ghost cock leather was just too thin.
its like sitting on a hundred cocks at once
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