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Old 07-23-2010, 01:21 AM   #41
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Old 07-23-2010, 02:03 AM   #42
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Farting is nothing. It's chittin your britches that'll get you in trouble.
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Old 07-23-2010, 05:14 PM   #43
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Farting is nothing. It's chittin your britches that'll get you in trouble.
I think we've all been there... sneaking out of work early, with a skidmark stuck to your left buttcheek.
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Old 07-23-2010, 06:34 PM   #44
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I think we've all been there... sneaking out of work early, with a skidmark stuck to your left buttcheek.
Um, no, can't say I've been THERE... eeeeew!
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Old 07-23-2010, 10:10 PM   #45
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Baby wipes FTW!!!
(For the wipe)

If that toot seems extra bubbly
BABY WIPES
If that toot felt extra toasty
BABY WIPES
If that toot made a broken rip
borderline took a shit
underwear sticks
when you sit
BABY WIIIPPPPPESSS!!!
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Old 07-24-2010, 03:34 PM   #46
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Funnys back in the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv57I...ext=1&index=16
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Old 07-24-2010, 04:46 PM   #47
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LOL. I love that movie. I need to buy that. I wanted to watch that a few weeks ago. Hmmm. I think my sister might have it.

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Old 07-24-2010, 04:53 PM   #48
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Is it wrong to be turned on by that clip?

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Old 07-25-2010, 12:49 PM   #49
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Is it wrong to be turned on by that clip?

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Old 07-26-2010, 10:26 AM   #50
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And in more embarrassing news......

I did a complete wipeout in the grocery store on the weekend.

Huge puddle (about 5 feet wide), sign under a bin (not visible), and 3 employees standing around who all just looked at me. Legs akimbo, groceries everywhere.

Worst part? It destroyed my pedicure.
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