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Old 01-17-2011, 11:19 PM   #1
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Old 01-18-2011, 08:59 AM   #2
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Less humorous was his outspoken hatred of jews...
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:00 AM   #3
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LOL He said bunghole!
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Old 01-18-2011, 10:47 AM   #4
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Hahaha. I need about an extra inch where the nuts hang. LOLZ
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Old 01-18-2011, 05:14 PM   #5
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Less humorous was his outspoken hatred of jews...
You're thinking of Nixon.

LBJ smuggled Jews into Texas (of all places), right before WWII. He saved around 400 or so.

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You're thinking of Nixon.

LBJ smuggled Jews into Texas (of all places), right before WWII. He saved around 400 or so.

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He also smuggled a huge amount of taxpayer money into LBJ ranch. LBJ was one crooked SOB.
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Old 01-18-2011, 07:42 PM   #7
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Yeah.....he smuggled 400 Jews into Texas and condemed 50,000 Americans to their death in Vietnam.....while lying about it every step of the way.

American politics at it's finest.... :/
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Yeah.....he smuggled 400 Jews into Texas and condemed 50,000 Americans to their death in Vietnam.....while lying about it every step of the way.

American politics at it's finest.... :/
Hey, I didn't say I liked the fucking guy, I just said he wasn't a Jew hater.

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Hey, I didn't say I liked the fucking guy, I just said he wasn't a Jew hater.

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always good to provide clarification
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Old 01-19-2011, 12:01 AM   #10
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He also smuggled a huge amount of taxpayer money into LBJ ranch. LBJ was one crooked SOB.
Bet he didnt pay for those pants.
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