Yay!!! My Apartment Complex Just Went Section 8!!! - Page 8

101lifts2 · 02-17-2011, 11:29 PM

How did we know Tigger wasn't the reason the apt. went Section 8?

lol

Amber Lamps · 02-17-2011, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

How did we know Tigger wasn't the reason the apt. went Section 8?

lol

Because "Amber Lamps" has worked almost continuously for over 30 years. Sometimes three jobs at once...

Kaneman · 02-17-2011, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Everyone knows that I'm not a gun person and some of you know why but all that will change quickly if ANYONE puts a hand on my girl. No this is not E-penis talking, I am dead fucking serious.

If you believe that is a possible issue why would you want until it happens before you act?

You live in Section 8 man, its time for a fucking shotgun.

Rangerscott · 02-17-2011, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Because "Amber Lamps" has worked almost continuously for over 30 years. Sometimes three jobs at once...

And he's served.

FUCK!!!! I missed my 5000 post!

Mikey · 02-17-2011, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

Oh it's nuts what some of them get... some get upwards of $4-5,000 in returns even though they don't pay anything in. I've said it before, you make under a certain amount per year, okay you don't pay taxes but to get "back" thousands of dollars is fucking borderline criminal!!!

It's not borderline criminal, it's socialist.

I suggest you do three things, in order:
1. Get a storage unit for the bikes.
2. Buy a shotgun. Something in a 12Ga with an 18" barrel.
3. Move.

Rangerscott · 02-17-2011, 11:57 PM

You could do a Discovery documentary on them. Live in their tribe. Lean their language. Mate with their women.

There is a chance that you might want to stay with them or become to lazy to get away from them.

Amber Lamps · 02-18-2011, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mikey

It's not borderline criminal, it's socialist.

I suggest you do three things, in order:
1. Get a storage unit for the bikes.
2. Buy a shotgun. Something in a 12Ga with an 18" barrel.
3. Move.

1. I have a good cable lock on the bike and an alarm, but I am considering keeping my bike at work.

2. I have a 12Ga shot gun already but I appreciate the thought!

3. Already working on it. I may take your first suggestion and get a storage unit but for my stuff, camp with the gf at her place until her lease is up and then move somewhere with her.

My biggest problem will be what to do with the dog! If it weren't for him, I'd already be gone.

Amber Lamps · 02-18-2011, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott

You could do a Discovery documentary on them. Live in their tribe. Lean their language. Mate with their women.

There is a chance that you might want to stay with them or become to lazy to get away from them.

I could be the Jane Goodall of the hood! I wonder if I should get John Hurt or Morgan Freeman to narrate? Hmmmm..... decisions, decisions....

Kerry_129 · 02-18-2011, 12:54 AM

Unless you have full coverage & are ready to 'trade-in', I'd definitely stash the bike elsewhere - especially w/ all the chop-shopable goodies on it. Cable lock/alarm won't do didley if it gets chucked into a mini-van in about 9 seconds flat. When I lived near Charlotte, it was a given that a bike wouldn't last any time in an apt complex anywhere near the rougher areas (based on hearing many theft reports on the local forum over the years), and picking them up/throwing them in a p/u or van seems to be the preferred method.

That's a f'd-up situation, but at least you're month-to-month & have an exit strategy - good luck!

Rangerscott · 02-18-2011, 01:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Amber Lamps

I could be the Jane Goodall of the hood! I wonder if I should get John Hurt or Morgan Freeman to narrate? Hmmmm..... decisions, decisions....

They can tag team.

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Kerry_129 Semi-reformed Squid Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 531	Unless you have full coverage & are ready to 'trade-in', I'd definitely stash the bike elsewhere - especially w/ all the chop-shopable goodies on it. Cable lock/alarm won't do didley if it gets chucked into a mini-van in about 9 seconds flat. When I lived near Charlotte, it was a given that a bike wouldn't last any time in an apt complex anywhere near the rougher areas (based on hearing many theft reports on the local forum over the years), and picking them up/throwing them in a p/u or van seems to be the preferred method. That's a f'd-up situation, but at least you're month-to-month & have an exit strategy - good luck!