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View Poll Results: How do you orient your roll?
Over! 28 80.00%
Under! 3 8.57%
I leave it end up on the tank! 2 5.71%
I squat and use my hand! 0 0%
Youre a fucking wierdo! 2 5.71%
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Old 06-26-2012, 11:10 AM   #31
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I'll admit to peeing in the shower, but that's just disgusting.
It's all pipes!
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Old 06-26-2012, 01:46 PM   #32
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Ill piss in the sink lol
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Old 06-26-2012, 04:06 PM   #33
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Also on the tank is nasty. Theres e-coli on your bathroom sink, Im sure theres plenty on the tank.
There's plenty in your ass as well.

The toilet tank is probably the least of your worries.

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I'll admit to peeing in the shower, but that's just disgusting.
Better than just smearing shit around with dry paper.

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There's plenty in your ass as well.

The toilet tank is probably the least of your worries.

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Whats in your ass is ok. Its the re-entry that gets you.
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Old 06-26-2012, 07:41 PM   #35
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Whats in your ass is ok. Its the re-entry that gets you.
You're doing it wrong.

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Old 06-26-2012, 08:14 PM   #36
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You're doing it wrong.

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Well, really....it depends on his orientation.
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Old 06-26-2012, 08:31 PM   #37
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I'll admit to peeing in the shower, but that's just disgusting.
Logically its more hygenic. Especially for those of use who resemble Sasquatch naked
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I pee on the shower handle just for giggles.

Surprisingly my piss doesn't splash every where. Guess I'm still young enough to have a precise jet stream. Also the TP holder is mounted higher than normal. Those stupid people that mount it knee high.


Guess I could mount it head high so I can take a nap while dilating.
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Old 06-27-2012, 12:51 AM   #39
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I pee on the shower handle just for giggles.

Surprisingly my piss doesn't splash every where. Guess I'm still young enough to have a precise jet stream. Also the TP holder is mounted higher than normal. Those stupid people that mount it knee high.


Guess I could mount it head high so I can take a nap while dilating.
My cat can stand up and work doorknobs doubt higher would help

Speaking of piss, I can do that double stream benny hill shit without even trying
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