People Got to Love 'Em

[Ducati Diva]

So I'm at Waterrock Knob Visitor Center (very remote) today when this woman lets out a blood curtling scream and damn near ran through the door trying to get out. Her husband ran out to see what the problem was. Grabbed my medical bag and was trying to get out the door through all the people when her husband came storming back in three shades of purple. He was furious. I ask him if she was OK. His response "NO SHE'S NOT SHE'S TRAMUATIZED!!! A MOUSE RAN ACROSS HER FOOT!!! I can't believe you have a place with vermin " I did the whole I'm very sorry sir but this is a remote wooded area spill. This only made him madder. He ranted some more and then actually said "I don't know how and if she's ever going to get over this tramua?" To this I actually laughed in his face (Sorry I couldn't help it) To this he fummed " You won't be laughing long I'm going to call a lawyer and because of your rude uncaring manner you will be listed in the suit. What's your name?" I pointed to my name tag and told him to be sure and spell it right.

What is this fucktard going to sue a National Park for having wild animals????
God you got to love people????