The unofficial script from Tigers ill fated night

[L8 Braker]

Elin: I can't believe you would do this to me!

Tiger: I'm sorry baby, she didn't mean anything to me

Elin: WTF EVER!! You fu**ed her, didn't you???

Tiger: Yes, but I make love to you

Elin: You shut your mouth when you talk to me, Elllldrick In fact, I'll do it for you (this is where she begins to punch and scratch him in the face with those perfectly manicured nails)

As Tiger tries to block the assault, he stumbles, and he makes a run for the Escalade..

Elin: Where the f**k do you think you're going? (at this point Tiger is pulling out of the garage and this is where she grabs the infamous golf club and goes Lisa Left Eye Lopes crazy and smashes out the back window

As Tiger is looking in the rear view, and tries to avoid his crazy azz wife, he loses track of where he's going as runs over a hydrant and crashes the Escalade into a tree...

As Tiger crawls out of the mangled vehicle, he lays down on the ground, bleeding from the mouth...His enraged wife now calm and loving...She kneels to him, and says, "Are you OK?"...Yes, honey, Tiger mutters...

Good, 'cause I'll be expecting that 6 million dollar ring sometime later today