Today's Funny

CasterTroy · 12-14-2009, 11:11 AM

My aunt has a son Steve with Tourettes. I don't see them very often but I paid them a visit last Sunday. Steve and I were sitting in the living room waiting for my aunty to bring in some tea when all of a sudden he looked at me and said "Open the door you cunt."

I felt a little bit embarrassed and did not reply.

He said again "Open the fucking door you useless cunt."

I began to feel completely awkward and did not have a clue how I should respond so just pretended I did not hear him say anything.

He started getting agitated and piped up "You useless cunt open the fucking door."

At which point to my relief my aunt came into the room and said "Don't worry dear, he's just trying to tell you a knock knock joke."

12-14-2009, 11:11 AM	#11
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	My aunt has a son Steve with Tourettes. I don't see them very often but I paid them a visit last Sunday. Steve and I were sitting in the living room waiting for my aunty to bring in some tea when all of a sudden he looked at me and said "Open the door you cunt." I felt a little bit embarrassed and did not reply. He said again "Open the fucking door you useless cunt." I began to feel completely awkward and did not have a clue how I should respond so just pretended I did not hear him say anything. He started getting agitated and piped up "You useless cunt open the fucking door." At which point to my relief my aunt came into the room and said "Don't worry dear, he's just trying to tell you a knock knock joke." __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

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