Attn: All Single Guys

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Want to go trolling? GET TO A MOVIE THEATRE - NOW! Go somewhere that's showing "Sex & the City," and just troll to your heart's content. Never before have I seen so many women in one place at one time... and not just women, but hot, unaccompanied, and dressed to the nines women, in HERDS.

We went to see the new Indiana Jones flick last night, and the theatre was just PACKED. Serious insanity. In line for tickets, we noticed an unusually high concentration of women -- and most were dressed up WAYYYYY to nicely to just be seeing a movie. Cocktail dresses, some even in formal gowns, and tons of 4" heels. These chicks were decked out like they were headed for a charity ball or something. It was crazy.

As we LEFT the theatre, they had a huge area cordoned off for (apparently) the next showing of S & the C, and quite literally there had to be 1000 women there, and maybe 3 men. For a single guy, it would have been like shooting fish in a barrell.

So get ye to the theatre!!! Take advantage of this offering!