Man's Best Friend, tear-jerker...

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Cutty72

na, eventually you'll get old and that shit will quit working for you. Even as an old man your dog will still listen to commands.

The dog gets old too, you have to get new ones. You only get one penis, well, most of us only get one.

Viagra works too, yo.

Even when I get old, I can't imagine a situation where it is either the penis or the dog and the penis not winning.

The bond of your children should also be a billion times stronger than that of a pet as well. A pet will never be a child, no matter how much childless adults whine about it.