what, no more strip clubs w/ govt' $, WTF!!!

[pauldun170]

One day I was driving along and someone passed me on the double yellow.
I complained to a friend.
That friend told the story to someone else and the the person responded that someone could have been killed.
That person told the clerk at the deli that the road is dangerous and people drive crazy on the road all the time.
The deli clerk recalled the story of how 1 people died in a car accident on the road awhile back.
A person overhearing the story stated "I don't feel safe driving anymore especially with all the traffic. It would be so much better off everyone would be green and ride bicycles back and forth" so a letter to a legislator was written.
The following year the legislator announce a 50 million dollar project to re engineer the road, add red light cameras, a concrete center island, bike lanes and also widen the road to add additional lanes.

A local cop quickly looks up records for the road and noticed one drunk driving accident from 10 years ago and nothing else. He does recall the dirty look that guy gave him last year when he passed him on a double yellow rushing to get to work at the precinct.


Moral of the story is...I like looking at womans asses.