Drinking with Brett Michaels

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yep. For some reason he was at the bar i went to last night (fucking ten dollar cover for this jerk off, pshhh). So after he is done playing the last song, the only song i was actually there for, he starts signing autographs and everything. Well eventually him and his posse meander over to the bar where me and my friends were hanging out. My best friends sister is smoking hot, and we were talking hanging out all night, and brett decides to come over and say hi. First off, this chick is not only hot, she's hilarious. She has the same personality as me, pretty much says whatever is on her mind regardless of company. Well he comes over and positions himself between me and her, and she proceeds to just make this guy look like an ass. First she asks who he was and why he just stepped in front of me. He explains, and she goes "oh you're on that show flavor of love, right". hah! im dying laughing. He apologizes for cutting me off and offers to buy some drinks (cept he wasnt buying them, he was getting them for free). Cool, a couple margaritas later and Im trying to convince the lead singer of poison to take off his hat and let me wear it for a little bit. he wasnt having any of it. "this hat is part of my image" is his mentality. whatever. So then i get into an (unnecessarily long) conversation about how he takes care of his hair. Oh my god. Nod and agree, nod and agree... Another margarita later (granted, i was pounding these things, which werent very big to begin with) and I'm singing the lyrics to "talk dirty to me" with him. well i was screaming them.

he leaves soon after announcing over enthusiastically that he has to get back to his suite for the after party, which he had invited my friends sister too, and she laughingly declined. exit brett Michaels. Fun ass night.