I know some things...

askmrjesus · 11-17-2008, 08:30 PM

...I probably shouldn't know.

I've been reading this book about how to expand your powers of psychic perception (which, being omniscient, is a bit redundant, but it's slow at work today) and I decided to try out my new skills here on TWF.

I've been concentrating on screen names, and have had the following visions;

Itgirl once considered a career as a trapeze artist in the circus, but is allergic to chalk and midgets.

Particle Man has six toes on his left foot, but only four on his right.

Trip once ate a live squirel to impress a girl on his street. The girl was hospitalized for trauma, and has never recovered.

Azoomm collects tiny models of Japanese motorcycles, and sneers at them when she's having a bad day.

Marco is fascinated by rubberbands, but has a deep distrust of paperclips.

Tigger has three nipples. He's named two of them. One is Sigfreid, and one is Roy. The third has no name.

Mrs. Colleen phones a random number in Kampuchea, every Thursday at precisely 3:18 pm, and then hangs up.

Sorry, I have to stop now and lay down. Using your psychic powers can be quite draining.

It's also really hard on your silverware.

Who else has had a vision while staring at a screen name?

JC

11-17-2008, 08:30 PM	#1
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I know some things... ...I probably shouldn't know. I've been reading this book about how to expand your powers of psychic perception (which, being omniscient, is a bit redundant, but it's slow at work today) and I decided to try out my new skills here on TWF. I've been concentrating on screen names, and have had the following visions; Itgirl once considered a career as a trapeze artist in the circus, but is allergic to chalk and midgets. Particle Man has six toes on his left foot, but only four on his right. Trip once ate a live squirel to impress a girl on his street. The girl was hospitalized for trauma, and has never recovered. Azoomm collects tiny models of Japanese motorcycles, and sneers at them when she's having a bad day. Marco is fascinated by rubberbands, but has a deep distrust of paperclips. Tigger has three nipples. He's named two of them. One is Sigfreid, and one is Roy. The third has no name. Mrs. Colleen phones a random number in Kampuchea, every Thursday at precisely 3:18 pm, and then hangs up. Sorry, I have to stop now and lay down. Using your psychic powers can be quite draining. It's also really hard on your silverware. Who else has had a vision while staring at a screen name? JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.