Texas Sheriff Test

Racerboy · 01-28-2009, 08:22 PM

Texas Sheriff -

A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'

'Why the rabbit?'

'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'

01-28-2009, 08:22 PM	#1
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