I Hate My Life

[Uma]

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

So my girlfriend dumps me for this Ken doll look-alike because he skis better than me. That's bad enough but my life sucks in so many other ways. My car is broken down and hasn't run in years - it's sitting in the garage under a tarp. My mother is a God-awful cook. My dad seems absolutely disinterested in me. My brother is a socially-akward nerd who reads all sorts of crazy books and spends hours on end in his room doing God knows what. I swear I heard the sounds of power tools being used coming from his room; I think he may be building a bomb or something.

My best friend is a drugged-out loser who doesn't seem to care much about my well being. I get harassed by kids in school all the time; especially these two Asian guys. I work at the local burger joint but I can't stand it. Sometimes, I catch myself playing with the food out of sheer boredom. I hate my life. And now, the big school dance is coming up and since my girlfriend dumped me I don't know what to do. Maybe I should just ask that French foriegn exchange student to the dance...she's kind of cute. Nah, I think she's dating that fat kid she's living with.

Fuck, I hate my life. Maybe I'll become a professional hitman and ditch this shithole town.

Uhhh...yeah. You should seriously consider joining the military. A) you'll get away from your residential ailments B) you'll learn how to kick your loser friend's ass C) chicks dig boys in uniforms...or so I've been told.