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11-25-2008, 01:42 AM
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Let's do another U-turn
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana
Moto: 2009 V-Strom
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Anybody ever try the Naked Man?
If you don't watch "How I Met Your Mother," you don't know what I'm talking about. But it's a "move" (a lame one) where you find a reason to get inside the girl's place, then when she's out of the room, you just strip down. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if OSP has tried it before. If you've tried it, how did it work?
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11-25-2008, 01:46 AM
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flyin high
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: cali
Moto: 10speed huffy w/cards in the spokes
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thats hilarious-id have to plan on doin that, because id want to shave a money sign into my pubes and shave my chest and abs into the shape of a giant arrow pointing down
i just convinced myself to do it
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11-25-2008, 02:26 AM
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Ride Like an Asshole
Join Date: Feb 2008
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I've been known to just get naked when I feel as though something's bout to happen... I mean, why fuck around? It's all or nothin' with me... I've only ever done it when sleeping in the same bed... or room... is eminent... In the dozen or so times I've done it, only one ended in a catastrophic failure and that wasn't even that bad... Just some screaming and things being thrown... bitches with their mixed signals... It's failed to get me laid a few times, but that was the only time that no sexual contact was in the cards. Quote:
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11-25-2008, 09:38 AM
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Better Off
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hollyweird, FL
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I've had someone answer the door naked when I got to his house. Does that count?
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11-25-2008, 09:56 AM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
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11-25-2008, 10:13 AM
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Europhile
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: SoCal
Moto: Aprilia RS125, Aprilia SR50 Factory, Aprilia Tuono, BMW Rockster, KTM 990 Adventure
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The last time I tried the Naked Man, I got arrested.
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11-25-2008, 10:48 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Parts Unknown
Moto: Buell XB12R
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That shit was hilarious.
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11-25-2008, 11:13 AM
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Tractor Driver
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Franklin, TN
Moto: Buell XB12X Ulysses
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Works every time with the Mrs.
Something about cuddling up next to a giant, hairy, silverback gorilla of a man gets her going.
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11-25-2008, 11:15 AM
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Better Off
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Hollyweird, FL
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11-25-2008, 11:20 AM
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Like Gixxxxer But Not
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Dirty Jersey
Moto: 2008 ZX6R
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How do you think I feel!!! TMI man....TMI
I've done it once or twice but It was with the Misses so I dont think it has the same effect as someone who I've never slept with before.
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