Citizens catch car thief and turn him to police

pauldun170 · 01-26-2009, 12:30 PM

http://jalopnik.com/5137990/nigerian...ing-witchcraft

fatbuckRTO · 01-26-2009, 12:33 PM

Ah, Nigerians. What kind of wacky scheme will they come up with to amuse me via internets next?

fatbuckRTO · 01-26-2009, 12:35 PM

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One of the men escaped, but the other, upon being cornered, turned his back to the pursuers and transformed into a goat. The vigilantes quickly grabbed the goat and turned it in to police

So the thief transformed into a goat, and the mob transformed the goat into cops?

pauldun170 · 01-26-2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by fatbuckRTO

So the thief transformed into a goat, and the mob transformed the goat into cops?

Ok that made me laugh...

BobTheBiker · 01-26-2009, 02:45 PM

what in holy hell? that tops the news of BIZARRE for certain.

This comment made me laugh though.
In similar, but unrelated news, a group of vigilantes in Bumblescum, shitville, have captured and turned in a Nigerian goat. The drunken posse claimed that they apprehended the hairy beast after it "scammed" them out of their "moonshine money" on the "web tubes"

Papa_Complex · 01-26-2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by fatbuckRTO

So the thief transformed into a goat, and the mob transformed the goat into cops?

No, I think that the mob was formed of witches and they turned the goat/thief into police. If you've got the chance, you can always use another cop.

01-26-2009, 12:33 PM	#2
fatbuckRTO This is not the sig line. Join Date: Dec 2008 Moto: Be prepared. What? Oh, moto... Posts: 1,279	Ah, Nigerians. What kind of wacky scheme will they come up with to amuse me via internets next? __________________ This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer. Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant. -Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!

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01-26-2009, 02:45 PM	#5
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	what in holy hell? that tops the news of BIZARRE for certain. This comment made me laugh though. In similar, but unrelated news, a group of vigilantes in Bumblescum, shitville, have captured and turned in a Nigerian goat. The drunken posse claimed that they apprehended the hairy beast after it "scammed" them out of their "moonshine money" on the "web tubes"