Smell first, then put in mouth

Rangerscott · 07-09-2009, 01:18 AM

Sometimes when i'm browsing the fridge I'll grab a hand full of shredding cheese and just toss it right on in my mouth. Well this time I didnt do the smell test and lets just say I know what smelly ass taste like now.♦

Homeslice · 07-09-2009, 01:25 AM

lemme guess, it had fuzzy white spots all over it?

Rangerscott · 07-09-2009, 02:29 AM

Nope. Just smelled bad

Flexin · 07-09-2009, 02:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rangerscott

Sometimes when i'm browsing the fridge I'll grab a hand full of shredding cheese and just toss it right on in my mouth. Well this time I didnt do the smell test and lets just say I know what smelly ass taste like now.♦

I look it over first. I drank old milk before.

I now make sure it comes out as a liquid and not like cottage cheeze.

Damn that was nasty.

Now you just need to figure out how to remove the smelly ass taste from your mouth and you will have all the tools needed to climb the corporate ladder.

James

Amber Lamps · 07-09-2009, 02:37 AM

Hahahaha!!!

Gas Man · 07-09-2009, 03:38 AM

I personally think all milk smells bad. Always ask the wife to check it for me if its past the date on the jug.

Salad in a bag is another one.... sometimes it don't smell good even though it looks fine.

tommymac · 07-09-2009, 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flexin

I look it over first. I drank old milk before.

I now make sure it comes out as a liquid and not like cottage cheeze.

Damn that was nasty.

Now you just need to figure out how to remove the smelly ass taste from your mouth and you will have all the tools needed to climb the corporate ladder.

James

Dont that a few times, the fiancee says thats what I get for drinking out of the container.

Tom

caveman · 07-09-2009, 04:17 AM

Gas Man do you always ask your wife to do the things you can't do since your half the man I am?

marko138 · 07-09-2009, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gas Man

I personally think all milk smells bad. Always ask the wife to check it for me if its past the date on the jug.

Salad in a bag is another one.... sometimes it don't smell good even though it looks fine.

Dude, I wont touch milk thats even NEAR the date, let alone past. Fuck that.

Tmall · 07-09-2009, 09:35 AM

Think you guys are neurotic about milk?

If I do decide to drink the stuff, I refuse to even consider touching it again if its been open overnight.

One drink and I put it in the fridge, the next morn its garbage.

Its an expensive quirk. but, I don't drink much anyway.

07-09-2009, 01:18 AM	#1
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Smell first, then put in mouth Sometimes when i'm browsing the fridge I'll grab a hand full of shredding cheese and just toss it right on in my mouth. Well this time I didnt do the smell test and lets just say I know what smelly ass taste like now.♦

07-09-2009, 03:38 AM	#6
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	I personally think all milk smells bad. Always ask the wife to check it for me if its past the date on the jug. Salad in a bag is another one.... sometimes it don't smell good even though it looks fine. __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

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07-09-2009, 01:25 AM	#2
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	lemme guess, it had fuzzy white spots all over it?

07-09-2009, 02:29 AM	#3
Rangerscott Viff6N Mutated Warrior Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Texas Moto: '01 Honda VFR 800 & '09 ER-6N Posts: 8,704	Nope. Just smelled bad

07-09-2009, 02:37 AM	#5
Amber Lamps Moto GP Star Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14,556	Hahahaha!!!

07-09-2009, 04:17 AM	#8
caveman mmmm, Beeeer Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: South of the D Michigan Moto: 08 HD Ultra Posts: 582	Gas Man do you always ask your wife to do the things you can't do since your half the man I am?

07-09-2009, 09:35 AM	#10
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Think you guys are neurotic about milk? If I do decide to drink the stuff, I refuse to even consider touching it again if its been open overnight. One drink and I put it in the fridge, the next morn its garbage. Its an expensive quirk. but, I don't drink much anyway.