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Old 04-20-2010, 10:37 AM   #11
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With the black girl from work?
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:07 AM   #12
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Never been a fan of watermelon...I find the flesh a bit gritty. I prefer cantaloupe.
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Old 04-20-2010, 11:09 AM   #13
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With the black girl from work?
Is she black?
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Old 04-21-2010, 01:10 AM   #14
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Thats freaking hilarious. But he is completely wrong about the adding liquor being bad. Thats completely makes the watermelon 20x better. Damn i love me some Hunch Punch.

Hawaiian Punch+Fruits(watermelon,grapes,strawberry's,pineap ple,)+LIQUOR= fucked up
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Old 04-21-2010, 10:23 AM   #15
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cause they are ghey, you fill the fucker up with alcohol and eat it regular. Not like a fucking fag in ball form.


I filled a watermelon with a gallon of Everclear once.

Haven't been able to even look at a watermelon since. It was probably the fifth closest I ever came to dying.

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Old 04-21-2010, 10:31 AM   #16
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I filled a watermelon with a gallon of Everclear once.

Haven't been able to even look at a watermelon since. It was probably the fifth closest I ever came to dying.

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*shutters* just thinking about past experiences with PJ/Everclear. Man it was good and didn't affect me until I decided to stand up. It was my B-Day and I had someone being "nice" and bringing my drinks to me...*shakes head*.

I never had it in watermelon...only Vodka.
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Old 04-21-2010, 03:49 PM   #17
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With the black girl from work?
She was not black. She asked if she looked black because she was excluded from an activity.

Jokes are no good when they have to be explained.
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