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Old 09-06-2010, 06:25 PM   #1
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I liked it but it was about a half an hour too long, for a good Grindhouse flic, and I could have done without Rodriguez's pontificating about the illegal immigrant situation. "We didn't cross the border; the border crossed US!"

About 10 seconds of a mostly naked Ms. Alba was a nice touch though.
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Old 09-07-2010, 10:39 AM   #2
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Can't wait to see it. Met Danny Trejo in a casino in Vegas. Probably the nicest celebrity I've ever met. Oh, and he's about 5'5".
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Old 09-07-2010, 12:40 PM   #3
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You can tell, next to Alba
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Old 09-07-2010, 06:27 PM   #4
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I liked it but it was about a half an hour too long, for a good Grindhouse flic, and I could have done without Rodriguez's pontificating about the illegal immigrant situation. "We didn't cross the border; the border crossed US!"
That was a parody of Malcolm X's remark about how the blacks didn't land on Plymouth Rock.

I wonder if it was Lindsay Lohan flopping titties in the swimming pool or it was a body double?
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Old 09-07-2010, 06:51 PM   #5
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That was a parody of Malcolm X's remark about how the blacks didn't land on Plymouth Rock.

I wonder if it was Lindsay Lohan flopping titties in the swimming pool or it was a body double?
Yeah, I got the reference. It just wasn't very well, or poorly enough, delivered. I've also never really been a fan of X either.

I'm guessing that they were hers, since the CGI in that movie was blatantly obvious, on purpose. Honestly, they didn't seem to be flopping all that much.
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Old 09-07-2010, 10:58 PM   #6
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Did not like.
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Old 09-09-2010, 01:52 AM   #9
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Did not like.
Yea if it's anything like the other Grindhouse flicks... Well, you can count me out too. The biker one was horrid in my opinion.
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Did not like.
Liked, but would have liked better if it was a 1/2 hour shorter.
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