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Old 11-16-2010, 04:39 PM   #11
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Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.

The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?"

The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?"

The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The poodle and schnauzer ask the great Dane why he is here.

The great Dane responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn't help myself."

The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?"

"Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."
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Old 11-16-2010, 04:53 PM   #12
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Old 11-16-2010, 04:59 PM   #13
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They would do the same thing with the elderly people as well, if given the chance.
After all of the nursing homes I have been in, I'll euthanize myself before I ever spend a night in one of those hell holes.
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Old 11-16-2010, 05:14 PM   #14
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After all of the nursing homes I have been in, I'll euthanize myself before I ever spend a night in one of those hell holes.
I'm going to buy increasingly powerful cars/bikes as I age and let nature take its course
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Old 11-16-2010, 05:16 PM   #15
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Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.

The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?"

The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?"

The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The poodle and schnauzer ask the great Dane why he is here.

The great Dane responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn't help myself."

The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?"

"Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."
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Old 11-16-2010, 08:51 PM   #17
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I'm going to buy increasingly powerful cars/bikes as I age and let nature take its course
That has to be one of the greatest plans in the history of man kind past, present, future, and all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.
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Old 11-17-2010, 11:29 AM   #18
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I'm going to buy increasingly powerful cars/bikes as I age and let nature take its course
That is exactly what I've been doing...even a faster boat than I had before !!

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Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.

The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?"

The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've been having accidents in the house. My owner says I'm too old and sick so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The schnauzer asks the poodle "why are you here?"

The poodle responds, "I've not been myself lately. I've been especially high strung. I've been barking all the time, I've been snapping at people and I even bit one of the neighbor's kids. Nobody knows why this has been happening. My owner says he can't risk me biting somebody else so he brought me here to be put to sleep."

The poodle and schnauzer ask the great Dane why he is here.

The great Dane responds: "My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterday she was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pick up something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took over and the next thing I know I'm on top of her doing the doggie thing. I couldn't help myself."

The poodle asks: "so she brought you here to put to sleep?"

"Oh, no...., I'm just here to get my nails trimmed."
...and breath freshened !!

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Maybe would could blame this bit of stupidity on the Westboro Baptist "Church" idiots and have the crazy combat vet solve two problems at once?

YES !!!!!

I wonder if the guy that did this was a Muslim ? Humm....

Seriously though...this is one fvcked up story...they claim to have procedures in place so this doesn't happen...this dog shouldn't have been taken that day.

That just flat out sux.
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Old 11-17-2010, 01:02 PM   #19
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That has to be one of the greatest plans in the history of man kind past, present, future, and all discovered and undiscovered dimensions.
Agreed!
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