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10-04-2011, 11:02 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Fly Over State
Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd)
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This fucker had some "fool proof" STD preventions. One day he was telling a story about "fuckin dis bitch". We asked if he used a rubber and he said no and said she was clean. We asked him how he knew. "oh, she had a church hat on" was his answer. But if he did get something he'd go "no worries, just put some green "kamonia" on it" which we think stood for green ammonia. If that fucker didn't die form throat cancer due to eating nasty pussy, then no one will. Or he just had so many STDs that all the STDs where fighting each other for real estate. Regardless, you know you "have to lick it before you stick it".
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10-04-2011, 11:49 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
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10-05-2011, 09:09 AM
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Trip's Assistant
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
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10-05-2011, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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10-05-2011, 09:24 AM
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Hold mah beer!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: 80 Miles South of Moto Heaven
Moto: 08 R1200GS
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hell it took forever to get the shoe pic, lol
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Trip's Assistant
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Imported from Detroit
Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic
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10-06-2011, 05:58 AM
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Nov 2008
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and the shoes were supposed to be on when they were up behind her ears LOL
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10-06-2011, 11:40 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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10-08-2011, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Biloxi, MS
Moto: '06 Suzuki Boulevard C50T
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Glad I'm married. I'd risk it, though.
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