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Old 08-02-2012, 09:22 PM   #1
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Default Urbandictionary fun thread

We need an urbandictionary fun thread. I learned a new one today.

We are apparently sick fucks in Louisiana

Louisiana Lampshade - The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you shit on her eyes and face.

RTFBG - reverse titty fuck with ball gobble

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Old 08-02-2012, 09:25 PM   #2
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I contributed the #1 most popular definition of Tap Out

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=tap%20out

Been tempted to buy one of their coffee mugs with my shit printed on it

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Old 08-02-2012, 10:01 PM   #3
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thesaurus for Jesus:
god christ religion christian christianity bible sex jesus christ church fuck awesome shit love satan holy lord jew penis catholic hell more...

Holy lord jew penis?

Damn I'm sexy.

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I contributed the #1 most popular definition of Tap Out

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=tap%20out

Been tempted to buy one of their coffee mugs with my shit printed on it
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Old 08-06-2012, 09:14 AM   #5
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I've added entries over the years but can't fucking remember the words. :/
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:39 AM   #6
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1. bibowned

A term used by motorcyclists in the Toronto area. It is a combination of the words "Bibo" and "owned". Bibo was a 16-year old sportbike rider who gained notoriety in 2006 for extreme idiocy on his Honda 600RR.

He talked "gangsta". Example: "Hoes all on me!" "Wat you know bout dat?" "Zzzeeeeeen!"

He was caught by the police doing 180km/h in a 60 zone. He then openly bragged about this on the Internet. One week later, he was again caught doing 180+ km/h in another 60 zone. He cried to police and made the local headlines (radio, T and newspaper) for being such a reckless idiot. Court cases pending.

You got caught doing a wheelie? Without a helmet?? And in a school zone?!? Oh man....you got BIBOWNED.
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Old 08-06-2012, 10:46 AM   #7
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This story was posted on a local news website, shortly after he was caught:

"Police followed a fast and furious motorcycle driver after he zipped passed an unmarked cruiser at speeds of up to 190 kilometres per hour. The officer followed the driver until he pulled over at a gas station.

The culprit was only 17 years old, and had the slogan "Catch Me" written on the back of his helmet. He had also pulled the licence plates off his bike.

"When he was arrested, he started crying, telling the officer he was arrested for all the same things only seven days ago," Woolley said.

Police looked into his claim and discovered the teen had in fact been charged with dangerous driving a week earlier for driving 180 km/h in a 60 km/h zone "popping wheelies" on the motorcycle registered to his mother.

"Police interrupted Thanksgiving dinner to have her come and pick up junior from the police station," Woolley said."
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Old 08-06-2012, 02:11 PM   #9
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..."When he was arrested, he started crying..."
That's awesome they printed that. That'll put a real damper on his internet bravado.
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