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Old 09-27-2008, 10:35 PM   #11
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yeah thats those extreme makeover girls, plastic fixes all
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:38 PM   #12
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yeah thats those extreme makeover girls, plastic fixes all
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:46 PM   #13
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it fixes your bike why wouldnt it fix your wife?
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Old 09-28-2008, 07:29 AM   #14
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yeah thats those extreme makeover girls, plastic fixes all

nu uh lol
2 or 3 of those chicks faces were still tore up
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Old 09-28-2008, 09:42 AM   #15
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That was from a TV show...all those women had MAJOR plastic surgery.
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yeah thats those extreme makeover girls, plastic fixes all
That's awesome... What's so great about it is now you have a hot chick, that still probably has super low self-esteem... Some of those chicks were ugly enough to be super smart too... So now you have a super hot, super smart chick with super low self-esteem. The perfect woman.
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Old 09-29-2008, 12:35 AM   #16
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That's awesome... What's so great about it is now you have a hot chick, that still probably has super low self-esteem... Some of those chicks were ugly enough to be super smart too... So now you have a super hot, super smart chick with super low self-esteem. The perfect woman.
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Old 09-29-2008, 01:12 AM   #17
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That's awesome... What's so great about it is now you have a hot chick, that still probably has super low self-esteem... Some of those chicks were ugly enough to be super smart too... So now you have a super hot, super smart chick with super low self-esteem. The perfect woman.
And if that combo doesnt work out, they get buried with the rest.
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:14 PM   #18
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Ugly women make beautiful lovers! Problem is you take one of these texas league or minor league chicks, tune em up and they get all this self esteem and confidence and dump your sorry ass! Best bet is to leave them homely and enjoy their gratitude. At least you don't have to worry about other guys scamming them while your head is turned...
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