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Old 09-10-2009, 11:19 AM   #91
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You are male. You cannot win. End of story.
We can win and get a raise of up to 50% of our salary.
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 09-10-2009, 11:35 AM   #92
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We can win and get a raise of up to 50% of our salary.
And, we'll take the rest when we divorce you

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Old 09-10-2009, 11:37 AM   #93
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And, we'll take the rest when we divorce you

Unless we married someone who can't keep a job..
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Old 09-10-2009, 11:37 AM   #94
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We are all crazy...just in different ways.


And I'm totally in love with a psycho
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Old 09-10-2009, 11:41 AM   #95
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And, we'll take the rest when we divorce you

well we were getting 0% of our salary in marriage, so it works out

milk, you are just out of luck
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Old 09-10-2009, 11:42 AM   #96
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well we were getting 0% of our salary in marriage, so it works out

milk, you are just out of luck
NO SHIT!! More to the story later!
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Old 09-10-2009, 11:45 AM   #97
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You are male. You cannot win. End of story.

Thats becoming less and less true in court...
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Old 09-10-2009, 11:57 AM   #98
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I'm a prick. And I've never been lacking for women.

I lie, when I was nice, I had a hard time with women.

You guys can do the nice thing. It doesn't work for me. Good luck with it...
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Old 09-10-2009, 12:10 PM   #99
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I'm a prick. And I've never been lacking for women.

I lie, when I was nice, I had a hard time with women.

You guys can do the nice thing. It doesn't work for me. Good luck with it...

You do assholish things... You are an asshole. But you dont treat your gf's like dirt. I think thats what they are talking about.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:00 PM   #100
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Alot of us have actually met Trace, and welcomed him into our homes.
Okay, again I'm not against G-Rex and I'm sure that he's a great guy. But hanging out with him for a few days does not equal knowing his every secret, that's ridiculous. I hung out with a bunch of the board members for a week and for all you all know, I have 20 bodies buried beneath my house and two 5 year olds tied up on my bed right now. For all you know, G-Rex could be responsible for a couple of unsolved murders in your area. He could be traveling the continent on his 'Busa raping and killing young girls. He may have swiped a pair of panties out of your house and masturbates with them every night. You just don't know.

Heck, when my grandpa died, we found out that he had a woman and TWO KIDS on the other side of Detroit! True story. My old boss was married and had 3 kids and we found out that he had been having a homosexual affair with a guy for 10 years!!!! Lastly, after my dad died, we got his military records and found out that he had been involved with the nuclear testing at White Sands during WWII, he had never mentioned it to anyone. I guess that he had taken his oath of secrecy very seriously!
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