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Old 01-15-2009, 08:10 PM   #91
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he's a pretty good catch.
Which is exactly why he is still single. Smart man.
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Old 01-17-2009, 06:53 AM   #92
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Old 01-17-2009, 11:15 PM   #93
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:30 AM   #94
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They're all chicks & broads to me.
To me, they're all floozies and harlots.
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Old 01-23-2009, 11:57 AM   #95
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Wenches, sausage wallets, fillies, cum slurping gutter sluts...

Or sweethearts, dears, angels, depending on the presence of fresh baked brownies...

Wonder what the girls call us when we are not around?
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:32 PM   #96
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Wenches, sausage wallets, fillies, cum slurping gutter sluts...

Or sweethearts, dears, angels, depending on the presence of fresh baked brownies...

Wonder what the girls call us when we are not around?
Same thing that Rogue does when we ARE; sperm donor.
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:35 PM   #97
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:41 PM   #98
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Or sweethearts, dears, angels, depending on the presence of fresh baked brownies...

Wonder what the girls call us when we are not around?
A good women never reveals her secrets
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Old 01-23-2009, 12:45 PM   #99
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Same thing that Rogue does when we ARE; sperm donor.
I prefer advanced semen system or ASS for short.
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Old 01-24-2009, 12:03 AM   #100
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After some recent occurences with people I know and pretty much all my past experiences I have come to the conclusion that fnfalman (btw, I have always been meaning to ask, does that refer to the assault rifle?) may have discovered the secret of life. Stay single, spend money on motorcycles, live near a college. I commend you, and drink to your health.
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