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Old 12-30-2009, 05:54 PM   #131
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But I do have one thing she loves that apparently makes up for all that...

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Old 12-30-2009, 05:57 PM   #132
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I lived with my parents when I proposed. I had $40 dollars to my name, literally, when we went on our first date. As of now I've been unemployed since April. I don't believe in applying for or using credit cards and refuse to finance anything. My only form of transportation was an FZ1 when we moved out together.

On top of that I'm not that good looking, don't have a six pack, I'm kind of an asshole, I'm not affected by crying, I don't do emotions and when I take a shit everyone in the house knows it.

Sooo...if that was her plan, she failed miserably. But I do have one thing she loves that apparently makes up for all that...
Goes to show Mexican chicks will marry anyone.

Or you have a big dick.
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Old 12-30-2009, 06:00 PM   #133
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Sooo...if that was her plan, she failed miserably. But I do have one thing she loves that apparently makes up for all that...
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Old 12-30-2009, 06:42 PM   #134
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Goes to show Mexican chicks will marry anyone.
Right on! But shit, I'm tryin' to get in good with the new majority!
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Old 12-30-2009, 07:23 PM   #135
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I lived with my parents when I proposed. I had $40 dollars to my name, literally, when we went on our first date. As of now I've been unemployed since April. I don't believe in applying for or using credit cards and refuse to finance anything. My only form of transportation was an FZ1 when we moved out together.

On top of that I'm not that good looking, don't have a six pack, I'm kind of an asshole, I'm not affected by crying, I don't do emotions and when I take a shit everyone in the house knows it.

Sooo...if that was her plan, she failed miserably. But I do have one thing she loves that apparently makes up for all that...
Are you sure shes really a woman and not like a he-she or something?
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Old 12-30-2009, 08:20 PM   #136
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Are you sure shes really a woman and not like a he-she or something?
She has a vagina, but also one testicle. Not sure what that meansl
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