Please.....beat your kids.

[Dave]

they oughtta issue wiffle bats in the delivery room

[the chi]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

I prefer sitting in the back of a dark room with a BB gun on a nice, bright, sunny day... opening the window... and randomly plinking the little bastards. They don't hear or see anything... they think it's bees.

I have 2 things to say to this:

Gilly Suit

Paintball gun

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by Kaneman

Paddle, belt, newspaper, 2x4...doesn't matter.

Even if you don't have one...snatch one up and beat him.

They'll thank you in the long run.

Walks in,

looks around,

touchy subject - won't get into it....

[Dave]

Originally Posted by The Chi

I have 2 things to say to this:

Gilly Suit

Paintball gun

i have both of those!

[BobTheBiker]

I"ll keep to my classic bamboo walkin cane. I"m just gonna keep faking a knee problem so they try an give me shit, then go all spider monkey on em. young version of grandpa puttin em over the knee FTW!

[Adeptus_Minor]

Originally Posted by VatorMan

:;lol: of the stupid mofos dont learn to duck and weave-Hand them an application to MickyD's.

Serpentine!
SERPENTINE!!!

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by tached1000rr

and have them pull their pants up!

nah, it's easier for the cops to catch 'em when they can't run away because their pants are too low.

[CrazyKell]

Originally Posted by azoomm

Walks in,

looks around,

touchy subject - won't get into it....

I'm right there with ya.

Not even one iota surprised by the comments from most people around here though. *sigh*

[Kaneman]

Originally Posted by Particle Man

nah, it's easier for the cops to catch 'em when they can't run away because their pants are too low.

Heard yesterday that a local McDonald's near a high school has banned sagging pants. It'll be funny to see how that turns out...I'm tempted to go in there with saggy pants.

Zoomy, its not touchy to me. I've even been accused of child abuse before by non-spankers. All I know is that the country is going to hell, that most kids out there have no respect for pretty much anything and that adults have become fearful of children. Its not bad enough that we survived childhood only to live in a society that caters to "protecting the children", now you've got to be scared of them too because they might shoot you, or say that you molested them and send your ass to prison!

I actually had a discussion about this on Facebook yesterday, here is a direct quote from one a mother of an infant that posted up: "Yea, but the kids are smarter and they'll call the cops on you. with an embellished version of the truth." That blew me away.

So I'll proudly support the effort to have adults take back control through violence. Violence is highly underrated. Its a power deterrent and motivator. Your kid strike out at little league? Punch him in the face, I bet he'll hit the next one. Jump offsides playing defense? Hit him with a switch and it'll increase his focus. Lookin at your shoes? That's a paddlin'.

Seriously though, I realize not all kids need to be beaten to be good...but I'd much rather see a parent giving a smack where appropriate than the alternative which seems to be doping your kids up on hardcore narcotics. I also know my kid is extremely well behaved, has never embarrassed me in public, never thrown a temper tantrum, doesn't interrupt adults and is an all around good kid.

VIOLENCE FTW!!

Originally Posted by CrazyKell

I'm right there with ya.

Not even one iota surprised by the comments from most people around here though. *sigh*

psssst....hey you....over here...I gotta tell you something.

THEY'RE JOKING!

*sigh*

[CrazyKell]

Originally Posted by Kaneman

psssst....hey you....over here...I gotta tell you something.

THEY'RE JOKING!

*sigh*

If a) I really thought that or b) they were even a teensy bit FUNNY I'd be laughing right along with you.