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Old 01-05-2010, 12:52 PM   #11
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You need to hunt. They might be a nuisance but they taste good.
I actually don't like the taste. My dad hunts.
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Old 01-05-2010, 12:52 PM   #12
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Dude, I live in Jackson NJ. They're fucking everywhere. I've already taken one of the fuckers out. Thankfully, I center-punched him rather square, and he only took out the license plate bracket on my Expedition.

They're as dumb as rats, but weigh 200+, and can devastate a vehicle. I fucking hate deer.
So you're the motherfucker that killed Charlie!

He had a doe and two young bucks, you heartless bastard.

Well that's it. It's over. We are not fucking around any more. You assholes want to drive in our paths? Fine. Two can play at that game.

We're coming for you.

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Old 01-05-2010, 01:01 PM   #13
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So you're the motherfucker that killed Charlie!

He had a doe and two young bucks, you heartless bastard.

Well that's it. It's over. We are not fucking around any more. You assholes want to drive in our paths? Fine. Two can play at that game.

We're coming for you.

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So, a deer cannot dodge the broad side of a car, but it can hack into your TWF account and type up an angry letter.

That don't make no sense.
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:03 PM   #14
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:04 PM   #15
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So, a deer cannot dodge the broad side of a car, but it can hack into your TWF account and type up an angry letter.

That don't make no sense.
They're holding me hostage.

Quit making them mad.

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Old 01-05-2010, 01:08 PM   #16
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:36 PM   #17
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Similar thing almost happened to me a few years ago. I was driving home after working the night shift and see something come at my driver's side door. Turned my head in time to see the deer make a sharp left and run beside me for a split second before heading back the direction it came. fuckin freaked me out
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Old 01-05-2010, 01:42 PM   #18
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Where's the video of a deer hurdling a guy on a cruiser at highway speed?
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:23 PM   #19
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Where's the video of a deer hurdling a guy on a cruiser at highway speed?
Fuck. Forgot about that.
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Old 01-05-2010, 02:58 PM   #20
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Glad you're ok but wow that was really funny.
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