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Old 05-18-2008, 01:24 AM   #11
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yeah but won't he check the net when he gets back fucker? then all the evidence he needs is right here and you are then on his short list..

here's what i would do - call a party store and tell them to fuck off they are ass munching faggots and your name is OSP and give them his cell #. So they call him and motherfucker him - i.e. this is Hawken from the corner fucking store you asshole i kill you.. Then fuck with his truck.. then when he gets back he thinks Hawken did it.. need i spell everything out in black and white to you fucking amateurs.. and now you can't use my idea because he will see it also..
He doesn't live around here or know anyone here, he just left it in my parking lot for the trip. So if someone does something to it, he already knows it's me.
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according to the article tell him to drink ginger tea...
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 05-18-2008, 01:36 AM   #12
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and knowing OSP he won't check the net till he's back home...


if you have the keys... rewire his breaks and horn... so when he steps on the breaks... his horn goes off... or you could be more subtle and hook it up to the blinkers... he'll be a ways down the road before he uses that!
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Old 05-18-2008, 01:41 AM   #13
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don't have the keys
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Whatever,Stoner is a bitch! O.J. Simpson has TWO fucked knees and a severe hang nail on his left index finger but he still managed to kill two younger adults,sprint 200 feet to his car (wearing very expensive,yet uncomfortable Italian shoes) and make his get a way!!!
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Old 05-18-2008, 01:42 AM   #14
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damn... gay... you have AAA? got a AAA driver to open up a friends car cause I said we locked the keys inside... we filled it up with the foam packing popcorn
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Old 05-18-2008, 02:00 AM   #15
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spray paint the fuck out of it with that spray can stuff that takes a car wash or two to come off lol
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Old 05-18-2008, 02:04 AM   #16
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plastic wrap it and after a few layers put scissors on the hood and put a few more layers down.....:idk.
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Old 05-18-2008, 02:11 AM   #17
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go with PC's idea... and on the layer just before the scissors coat it with cooking oil...
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Old 05-18-2008, 02:14 AM   #18
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PC's idea! Be sure to do the doors too!
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Old 05-18-2008, 02:18 AM   #19
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ya know... if the trip continues to go the way it is for OSP... I'd say fuck'n stay away from his truck!
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Old 05-18-2008, 02:24 AM   #20
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i did the plastic wrap b4-was a masterpiece. ill post pics if i can find em-also recorded the whole thing lol
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