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Old 02-01-2011, 10:12 PM   #11
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By the same logic I'm sure human flesh is plenty nutritious as well. BBQ newborn white girl anyone?

And no, you cant train a tiger to do the things a dog does.
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Old 02-01-2011, 10:34 PM   #12
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By the same logic I'm sure human flesh is plenty nutritious as well. BBQ newborn white girl anyone?

And no, you cant train a tiger to do the things a dog does.
I'm all for feeding the homeless with welfare babies. Pay welfare recipients to have babies to feed the homeless. Everyone wins.

Yes, you could. As long as you don't let it attack you during the show, oh wait some dogs attack their owners too..... I'd like to see you attack Sigmund around his tigers.
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Old 02-01-2011, 11:35 PM   #13
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By the same logic I'm sure human flesh is plenty nutritious as well. BBQ newborn white girl anyone?

And no, you cant train a tiger to do the things a dog does.
I always wondered what people taste like
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:00 AM   #14
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I don't own any cows or chickens.
I co-own some cows, chickens and pork.
Me and a bunch of other folks get together and purchase a share of whatever looks good. We store those shares in the freezer.
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:11 AM   #15
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IHe wasn't going out and murdering people. He was destroying animals. I know how some of you like to pretend your pets are people, but they are nothing more than cows or chickens.
Killing 100 cows and pushing them into a mass grave would warrant execution as well.

We kill cows and chickens for food. It's unfortunate how most of them are treated prior to slaughter, but their purpose from birth to death is to provide meat.

At least his remorse is giving him nightmares and depression. With any luck, he'll eventually commit suicide, and perhaps kill his boss on his way out.
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Old 02-02-2011, 11:22 AM   #16
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Yes, you could. As long as you don't let it attack you during the show, oh wait some dogs attack their owners too..... I'd like to see you attack Sigmund around his tigers.
No dude, you can't. Tigers can not be trained under any circumstances to do the jobs that dogs do...including being an intelligently reacting guard animal. Its one thing to have a difference of opinion regarding the societal status of dogs vs. other animals...but don't be just making shit up.

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At least his remorse is giving him nightmares and depression. With any luck, he'll eventually commit suicide, and perhaps kill his boss on his way out.
That would be awesome.
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Chicken, we can be the other, other white meat
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I always wondered what people taste like
Judging by odor, some chicks probably taste like tuna.

Fat people might taste like onion rings.
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Fat people might taste like onion rings.
Thats if you dont skin em and clean em right, could be a stray onion rin gof french fry in a roll of fat somewhere .
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No dude, you can't. Tigers can not be trained under any circumstances to do the jobs that dogs do...including being an intelligently reacting guard animal. Its one thing to have a difference of opinion regarding the societal status of dogs vs. other animals...but don't be just making shit up.
If you don't think a tiger would react to an intruder, you are seriously mistaken. A tiger is not an unintelligent creature, it could be trained to do all sorts of shit.
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